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About Baking Bad
Baking Bad is a chaotic simulation game from Funky Armor that throws you into a frenetic mix of cooking, combat, and resource management. Released December 31 2025 it’s available on PC and Mac. The premise is simple: you and up to three friends are on the run from authorities while baking goods crafting weapons and scavenging ingredients to survive. It blends rogue-like progression with co-op mechanics where every session feels like a high-stakes escape mission. The game thrives on its absurdity turning baking into a life-or-death activity. Think of it as a pastry-themed survival game where you might spend as much time fending off raiders as you do kneading dough.
Gameplay
Each session starts with selecting a "baking rig" and a character class like Baker or Forager. You'll spend minutes chopping ingredients on a timer while enemies approach then switch to third-person shooting to fend them off. Resource management is key, tracking sugar flour and rare additives for recipes that boost defenses or create explosive treats. Multiplayer adds layers of chaos: one player might be mixing batter while another builds a wall to block a zombie horde. The rogue-like structure means permadeath kicks in if you lose all your tools forcing you to start fresh with new recipes and strategies. Combat is arcadey with a learning curve that prioritizes speed over precision. The loop of baking looting and escaping creates a tense but oddly satisfying rhythm.
What Players Think
Baking Bad has a 82% positive rating on Steam with an average playtime of 14 hours and 35% completion rate. Critics gave it 78/100 praising its "unhinged energy" but noting a steep difficulty curve. Community moods are split between chaotic (42%) funny (31%) and frustrating (27%). The game has 200 achievements with players averaging 76% completion. Review snippets highlight "addictive but punishing" sessions and "the best party game for people who don’t like party games." At $39.99 it’s seen as a mid-tier investment. Some players call it "a disaster that somehow works" while others gripe about repetitive early-game tasks.
PlayPile's Take
Baking Bad is a high-energy mess that rewards patience and teamwork. It’s best for groups who thrive on chaos and don’t mind grinding for resources. The $39.99 price tag matches its moderate replay value, good for short bursts but not a long-term commitment. Achievements add structure but aren’t essential. If you’ve ever wanted to throw a cupcake at a goblin while running from cops this is your game. Skip if you prefer methodical simulators or solo play. It’s not perfect but it’s a memorable ride for the right crowd.
Game Modes
Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative
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