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About Boiiing Boiiing
Boiiing Boiiing is a chaotic, physics-driven party game where up to five players control anthropomorphic animals on pogo sticks. Developed by SLMB's Games and released on February 17, 2026, it blends frenetic movement with slapstick physics. You don’t just bounce, you glitch, tumble, and collide in a mad dash to outmaneuver opponents. The goal? Catch a target, tag teammates, or survive the longest while using quirky abilities like temporary speed boosts or self-destruct charges. It’s a local multiplayer experience designed for split-screen chaos, perfect for living room gatherings. The game lives or dies on how much you enjoy laughing at physics-defying failures.
Gameplay
Each round feels like a high-speed obstacle course. You’ll bounce between platforms, dodge other players, and use your power to gain an edge. The controls are simple, jump, double-jump, and trigger your ability, but execution is tricky due to the exaggerated physics. A misstep sends you flying off the map or into a pile of flailing limbs. Matches last 10, 15 minutes, with fast respawns keeping the action relentless. Objectives vary: sometimes you’re herding a target, other times you’re racing to collect orbs. Co-op modes pit teams against each other, and the split-screen format means everyone stays in view of the chaos. It’s messy, but the unpredictability is part of the charm.
What Players Think
Early reviews on Steam hover around a 7.2/10, with players praising the absurdity but noting rough edges. Average playtime is 9 hours, with 32% completing the base single-player challenges. Community moods are split: 45% describe it as "fun but frustrating," 30% as "pure chaos," and 25% as "needs polish." Achievement completion rates are low, only 18% finish the full set, which includes feats like surviving a round without hitting anything. Critics call it "a solid party game with too many physics glitches." One user wrote, "It’s the best time I’ve had since I tried to play Rocket League with a broken controller."
PlayPile's Take
Boiiing Boiiing is $29.99 and best for groups with a tolerance for frustration. If you enjoy slapstick physics and don’t mind repeated faceplants into the void, it’s a decent pick. The achievements are tough but rewarding, especially the 500-point "Unstoppable" trophy. However, solo players may find it repetitive. It’s not a masterpiece, but for its price and party appeal, it’s a worthwhile experiment in chaotic fun.
Game Modes
Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative, Split screen
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