Chickens Don't Fly
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About Chickens Don't Fly
Chickens Don't Fly is a physics-based platformer from Bachware Games, released on March 31, 2026 for PC. You play a rooster trapped in a deadly pit, using two plungers to grapple and swing toward an escape. The game thrives on tight, punishing mechanics where one misstep resets your progress. Set in a stark, industrial environment, it leans into its minimalist aesthetic while demanding precise timing. This single-player adventure is all about learning the physics, adapting to hazards, and pushing through relentless difficulty. Best for players who enjoy testing their reflexes against unforgiving systems.
Gameplay
The core loop revolves around grappling mechanics: you swing between platforms, timing jumps and releases to avoid bottomless drops. Each level introduces new obstacles like moving machinery or unstable terrain, forcing creative pathfinding. Controls are responsive but require finesse, momentum and angle matter as much as speed. Sessions often involve repeated attempts, with deaths resetting entire sections. The lack of checkpoints amplifies tension. You’ll spend minutes planning routes, only to fail on split-second errors. Progression feels earned through muscle memory and pattern recognition, not hand-holding.
What Players Think
Community ratings are polarized: 47% love it, 38% hate it, 15% are neutral. Average playtime is 4.2 hours, with only 29% completing it. Reviews highlight the "brutal but fair" design, though frustration peaks at level 12. Positive feedback praises precise physics and satisfying swing mechanics, while critics call it "needlessly punishing." Achievement completion sits at 63%, with 32 trophies spread across technical challenges. Mood tags include Frustration (61%), Grit (44%), and Satisfaction (33%). One player wrote, "It kicks my ass daily, but I can’t quit."
PlayPile's Take
Chickens Don't Fly is a high-risk, high-reward pick for platformer purists. At $29.99, its $30 price tag feels steep given the short average playtime. The 32 achievements offer decent replay value, but only if you thrive on masochism. Skip it if you prefer forgiving games or have limited time. For those who enjoy mastering physics puzzles and don’t mind repeated deaths, it’s a test of patience with occasional payoff. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but it leaves a lasting impression, just not a happy one.
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