Cuckold Simulator

Cuckold Simulator

Team Sneed Team Sneed November 16, 2025
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About Cuckold Simulator

Cuckold Simulator is an adult-themed indie simulator where you manage the chaotic life of a character named Cuckold. Developed by Team Sneed and released in 2025, it blends resource management with dark humor. The game tasks you with balancing work, sneaking money to a manipulative partner, and enduring verbal abuse from your spouse. Set in a mundane yet exaggerated domestic environment, it’s a satirical take on financial and emotional stress. Played on PC, the single-player mode focuses on decision-driven outcomes. Expect crude humor and adult content upfront, this isn’t subtle. A niche pick for those into absurdist takes on relationship dynamics.

Gameplay

You control Cuckold’s daily grind, prioritizing income while hiding money from the wife and funneling it to the “bull.” Mechanics revolve around managing cash flow, avoiding suspicious questions, and navigating tense dialogue. Each session involves grinding for extra cash, dodging wife’s rants, and making choices that escalate the chaos. Controls are simple, keyboard/mouse for navigation and dialogue options. The game lacks combat or exploration; instead, it relies on awkward conversation trees and resource management. Failures trigger penalties like financial losses or emotional stress. Sessions rarely exceed an hour due to repetitive cycles, but the absurdity of scenarios keeps it oddly engaging for short bursts.

What Players Think

Cuckold Simulator holds a 78% community rating but a 4.2/10 critic score. Average playtime is 8 hours, with 23% completing it. Moods are split: 32% call it “hilariously bleak,” 27% “toxic fun,” while 21% label it “offensive nonsense.” Review snippets praise its “brutal satire” but criticize “repetitive loops and poor pacing.” 45% of players own it, yet only 18% recommend it. Achievements (35 total) focus on milestones like maxing debt or triggering specific dialogue. The adult content polarizes audiences, with some calling it “edgy commentary” and others deeming it “gratuitous.” Completion rates drop sharply after the first 5 hours.

PlayPile's Take

A polarizing experiment in satirical gaming. At $19.99, it’s cheap but divisive, perfect for fans of dark comedy who don’t mind toxic themes. The 8-hour runtime and 35 achievements offer some replay value, but the repetitive mechanics and crass tone may wear thin. Not for casual players or those sensitive to offensive humor. If the premise intrigues you, it’s a short, bold game with no pretense. Otherwise, skip it. The community’s split, but the data speaks: half own it, fewer love it.

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