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About Drink Human Beans
Drink Human Beans is a surreal adventure game by Last Dissent that launched on PC in 2025. It’s less about puzzles and more about processing a bizarre narrative where you’re forced to confront your own psyche through a sentient job application. The game’s single-player mode revolves around making choices that slowly figure out your identity, culminating in a transformation into a "succulent beverage." It’s intentionally disorienting, with a focus on psychological tension and abstract storytelling. The tone is darkly comedic and absurd, leaning into horror and body horror elements. Expect no clear goals, just a 7-10 hour ride that tests your tolerance for existential dread.
Gameplay
The gameplay is heavily dialogue-driven, with the sentient application (voiced by a chilling monotone) interrogating you through branching choices. Every decision shifts the narrative toward either acceptance of your new "beverage" state or prolonged torment. You’ll spend most sessions reading cryptic prompts, selecting options that subtly erode your sense of self. The environment shifts unpredictably, from sterile office spaces to abstract, liquid-filled voids. Controls are minimal, mostly keyboard navigation. There’s no combat, no inventory. The core loop is about processing text and reacting to psychological pressure. The final act forces you to internalize the narrative’s absurdity, with gameplay mechanics mimicking the loss of bodily autonomy.
What Players Think
Community ratings are split: 72% positive, 28% negative. Completion rates sit at 85%, with 90% of players logging 6-10 hours. Average playtime is 8.2 hours. Mood tags are 60% "unsettling," 30% "confusing," and 10% "hilarious." Critics praise its originality, with one review calling it "a masterclass in discomfort," but note the lack of polish. Players with 100% completion report 42 achievements, including "Embrace Your Essence" and "Succumb to the Brew." Steam reviews cite the $99.99 price as a polarizing factor, many feel it’s overpriced for its length, while completists argue the experience is "unlike anything else."
PlayPile's Take
Drink Human Beans is niche, leaning into discomfort and abstract storytelling. At $99.99, it’s a gamble, ideal for fans of experimental narratives who don’t mind a lack of traditional gameplay. The 42 achievements add a layer of polish, but completion isn’t about skill, just endurance. If you’ve ever questioned your identity and enjoy being psychologically unsettled, this could be your thing. Otherwise, skip it. The game’s legacy will likely hinge on its boldness, not its replayability.
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