Drunkard Simulator
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About Drunkard Simulator
Drunkard Simulator by PostHuman Interactive is a chaotic, first-person simulator where you play as a tipsy protagonist causing trouble in your neighborhood. Released on January 26, 2026, it blends open-world exploration with slapstick physics. The goal is simple: drink alcohol, stumble through environments, and interact with objects in increasingly absurd ways. Set in a stylized suburban world, it leans into the humor of clumsiness, letting you knock over trash cans, crash into walls, or provoke NPCs with your inebriated antics. Available on PC, it supports single-player and co-op modes, making it ideal for shared drunken debauchery.
Gameplay
The game revolves around consuming drinks to lower your coordination and balance, then using that impaired state to interact with the world. You navigate with a clunky, swaying camera, fumbling with objects like phones, cars, and random debris. Tasks include finding bars, calling friends, or just wandering into strangers’ homes. Multiplayer adds synchronized chaos, where two players can team up to knock over trees or start street fights. The physics engine is key, you’ll see beer bottles shatter on pavement or cars spin out of control. Each session feels like a string of unpredictable mishaps, with no clear objective beyond “messing stuff up.”
What Players Think
Drunkard Simulator holds a 7.8/10 on Metacritic and 82% on Steam, with 45% of players labeling it “chaotic” and 30% “humorous.” Average playtime is 9 hours, and 32% of users finish the game, slightly above the 28% average for simulators. Community moods lean absurd, with one user calling it “the best 9 hours I’ve spent this year” and another admitting it’s “too close to reality.” Completion rate for the 32 achievements is 41%, with “Sober Up” (last achievement) unlocked by surviving a police chase. Criticisms focus on repetitive tasks, but the absurdity keeps many coming back.
PlayPile's Take
At $29.99, Drunkard Simulator is a niche pick for fans of open-world nonsense. The 32 achievements offer replayability, but the core loop of stumbling and crashing feels fleeting. It’s best with friends in co-op, where shared chaos amplifies the fun. If you enjoy games like Goat Simulator but want more narrative context, this could hit the spot. However, the lack of structure and occasional frustration may turn off casual players. Worth the price if you’re in the mood for 9 hours of digital inebriation.
Game Modes
Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative
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