Paddle Together
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About Paddle Together
Paddle Together is a physics-driven co-op chaos game from Glyde Games, released November 28, 2025 on PC. It’s a messy blend of racing and adventure where players team up to paddle through obstacle-filled environments while battling each other’s poor decisions. The game thrives on split-screen or online multiplayer, emphasizing frantic communication and absurd teamwork. The setting shifts between floating arenas and perilous waterways, with optional drowning mechanics that make survival a challenge. Best for groups with a high tolerance for frustration and laughter, it’s a game where friendship is tested as much as skill.
Gameplay
Each session revolves around syncing paddling inputs to avoid collisions, but the physics engine ensures that’s nearly impossible. Players jostle for position in crowded waterways, crash into floating debris, and accidentally capsize each other while navigating timed objectives. Controls are simple, arrow keys or split-screen joysticks, but execution requires constant shouting to coordinate. Environments include narrow canals, stormy seas, and collapsing bridges, all designed to amplify chaos. The optional drowning mechanic forces players to manage stamina and avoid hazards like whirlpools or submerged traps. Matches end in chaotic victories or mutual surrender, depending on how well the group tolerates blame-shifting.
What Players Think
Paddle Together holds an 8.7/10 on PlayPile with 92% of players completing the main campaign. Critics average 84/100, praising its “laugh-until-you-cry” moments. The game sees 42% of players labeling it chaotic, 35% hilarious, and 23% frustrating. Average playtime is 5.2 hours, with 78% of players recommending it. 123 achievements track everything from “Survive a 10-Minute Storm” to “Drown All Teammates.” Community reviews highlight split-screen sessions as the most fun, though online matches often devolve into toxic arguments. Completion rates spike during seasonal events, but many admit the game “plays better drunk than skilled.”
PlayPile's Take
Paddle Together is a niche hit for co-op enthusiasts who prioritize comedy over polish. At $29.99, it’s a low-risk purchase for groups with 3, 5 friends. The 123 achievements and 5.2-hour average playtime suggest moderate replay value, but the chaotic design may alienate solo players or those seeking precision. If you’ve ever wanted to simulate the stress of a family road trip on water, this is your game. Otherwise, stick to titles where teamwork doesn’t feel like a liability.
Game Modes
Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative, Split screen
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