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Super Cabbage Kabumi is a strategy roguelike where you bonk cabbages into submission. Developed by Vividesca Games and released in late 2025, it blends turn-based combat with deep build customization. You’ll wield quirky weapons, collect pets that alter gameplay, and fight absurdly creative bosses. The game thrives on experimentation, every playthrough reshapes your tactics. It’s not just about smashing vegetables; it’s about mastering a system where item combinations and pet synergies let you play wildly different styles. PC-only and single-player focused, it’s a niche title for fans of tactical randomness and weird humor.
Each run starts with a randomized grid of cabbages and hazards. You move in turns, using weapons like the “Cabbage Cannon” or “Pepper Shuriken” to take down targets. The real depth comes from items and pets, equip a floating melon to block attacks, or a dancing radish to buff stats. Boss fights force you to adapt, often requiring specific builds to exploit weaknesses. The turn-based pace lets you plan carefully, but the roguelike nature means failure resets everything. You’ll spend sessions tweaking loadouts, testing pet combos, and learning which cabbages pack the biggest punch. Controls are simple, but mastering the meta takes dozens of runs.
PlayPile users rate it 8.2/10, with 42% completing the main campaign. Average playtime is 18 hours, though 30% of players hit 50+ hours chasing 100% pet collection. Critics praise its creativity but note a 22% dropout rate due to steep difficulty. Community moods split between “addictive” and “frustrating”, one user called it “the cactus of roguelikes: painful but hard to quit.” Achievements boost completion by 78%, with 65% unlocked via pet-specific challenges. Price at $19.99, it’s seen as a low-risk buy for strategy fans.
Super Cabbage Kabumi is a gamble. If you love deep build systems and don’t mind grinding for rare pet drops, it’s worth $19.99. But if you hate permadeath or shallow progression, skip it. The 18-hour average playtime feels short for the price, though achievements add longevity. It’s a clever, quirky game that rewards patience, but only if you enjoy getting stomped by a sentient turnip.
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