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About Torso Tennis
Torso Tennis is a bizarre sports roguelike where you build a custom body out of cursed limbs to dominate in tennis matches. Developed by Too Much Tomato, it launched in September 2025 on PC. The game merges procedural limb crafting, each with randomized stats, with fast-paced tennis mechanics. You draft arms, legs, and torsos, graft them onto a body, and battle through randomized opponents. Wins earn new limbs and tattoos, but injuries can break parts, forcing resets. It’s a darkly comedic twist on sports games, blending permadeath with body horror. The single-player mode focuses on climbing the tennis ranks while managing a grotesque, ever-changing physique.
Gameplay
Each session starts with selecting a mix of limbs from a pool of 200+ options, each affecting movement, swing speed, or durability. You customize your body in a pre-match editor, then step onto the court. Tennis matches use arcade-style controls, quick taps and holds for serves, volleys, and smashes, but your limb stats determine how well you handle pressure. A fragile arm might snap under a powerful serve, forcing you to adapt mid-game. Between matches, you can upgrade limbs with tattoos that alter mechanics (like adding a “bleeding” debuff). The challenge lies in balancing limb power with longevity. Sessions last 30, 60 minutes, with progression locked behind high-risk, high-reward runs. The roguelike structure means no two games feel the same, but repeated limb failures force constant resets.
What Players Think
Torso Tennis holds a 4.2/5 on PlayPile, with 68% of players completing the core mode. Average playtime is 12 hours, though 30% report 30+ hours chasing rare limbs. Community moods lean chaotic (62%) and darkly humorous (55%), with 45% calling it “addictively weird.” Critics praise its creativity but note a 38% drop-off after 10 hours due to repetitive match structures. One review says, “The limb crafting is genius, but the third set of doubles feels like the first.” Another adds, “Tattoos add clever depth I didn’t know tennis needed.” The game has 320 achievements (avg. 65% unlocked), including “Break Every Limb” and “Ace in the Hole.” 12% of players hit 100% completion.
PlayPile's Take
Torso Tennis is a niche pick for fans of absurd roguelikes and sports games with personality. At $29.99, it’s a gamble, 30% of players call it a “one-and-done experience,” while 25% say it’s worth the price for the limb-crafting alone. The 320 achievements reward experimentation, but matches can feel grindy after a while. If you’re okay with occasional frustration and love the idea of playing tennis with a body made of cursed flesh, it’s worth a shot. For everyone else, the $30 might be better spent elsewhere.
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