Totally Accurate Kissing Booth Simulator

About Totally Accurate Kissing Booth Simulator

Totally Accurate Kissing Booth Simulator is an arcade-style simulator from Crowfriend Games, launching on October 7 2025 for the Playdate console. The premise is as delightfully absurd as it sounds: you run a kissing booth for charity while trying to connect with crushes listed in your Secret Crush Diary. The game leans into its premise with procedural face generation and a focus on accuracy, think of it as a rhythm game for lips. Single-player only. If you’ve ever wondered how to monetize awkward social interactions, this is your answer.

Gameplay

Each session revolves around tilting the Playdate’s crank to align your face with procedurally generated targets. You press buttons to initiate kisses, adjusting timing to hit a floating accuracy meter. Miss by too much and your crushes ghost you; nail it and they tip generously. Between rounds you manage your booth, track diary entries, and fend off a rival booth stealing customers. The controls are tight but repetitive, and the challenge lies in balancing precision with chaos. No multiplayer, just you and your questionable romantic decisions.

What Players Think

PlayPile community ratings sit at 78% with 60% amusement and 20% confusion reported. Average playtime is 6 hours, and 35% of players have unlocked the "Kissed 100 Faces" achievement. One user wrote, "Hilariously awkward and oddly satisfying," while another called it "Confusingly addictive but not for the easily self-conscious." Completion rate is 42%, with 15% abandoning after the first hour. Critics split between praising its creativity and mocking its premise, but 68% of reviews include the phrase "unexpectedly charming."

PlayPile's Take

This is a niche pick for fans of absurdist simulators and anyone who’s ever craved a career in awkward social experiments. At $19.99 it’s a low-risk purchase, and the 12 achievements add minimal replayability. The gameplay loops get old fast but the premise ensures a few laughs. Best enjoyed with friends who can mock you while you play. Not essential, but weirdly endearing if you’re into kissing cranks for a living.

Storyline

Ooh la la! Can you deliver the perfect kiss? Run a kissing booth to raise money for charity while you try to kiss crushes from your Secret Crush Diary. Remember, this is a totally accurate Kissing Booth Simulator so the more accurate you are the more tips you will earn. Kissing experience is helpful but not required. Keep your diary up to date with your latest kisses. Kiss accurately to maintain interest... kiss poorly to say goodbye. Watch out! You have a rival in town running a competing kissing booth and they're trying to steal your crushes! Or are they?