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Trailer Park Tycoon: Raccoon Ranch is a simulator where you run a shady business empire. Developed by Yuliy Oneshko and released on September 15, 2025, it swaps typical tycoon staples for illicit goods like tobacco, alcohol, and energy drinks. The game blends resource management with a gritty, offbeat setting, letting you expand your trailer park operation while balancing legal and underground ventures. Available only on PC, it’s a single-player experience focused on production chains, sales, and raccoon-based labor. The twist is your wildlife employees, raccoons, complicate workflows with their chaotic antics. If you like grinding through spreadsheets while ignoring the moral cost, this is your jam.
You start with a trailer and a few raccoons, building facilities to grow tobacco, brew moonshine, and roast coffee. Each product requires managing crops, storage, and workers (raccoons who wander off, spill things, and occasionally trash buildings). You juggle demand, pricing, and avoiding police raids. The interface is grid-based, with drag-and-drop placement of production lines. A typical session involves tweaking resource allocations, fixing raccoon-caused disasters, and upgrading to unlock more sketchy items like synthetic drugs. The controls are functional but clunky, with context menus for assigning tasks. Progression feels like a slow grind as you optimize layouts to maximize profit while keeping raccoons (and maybe the law) from derailing your plans.
Community ratings average 8.2/10, with 45% completion rate and 18 hours average playtime. Positive moods cite "addictive spreadsheet mechanics" and "hilarious raccoon chaos," while 32% of reviews flag "grindy resource balancing" and "poor tutorial." Critics praise its niche humor but note repetitive late-game loops. 68% of players own all 37 achievements, including "Moonshine Kingpin" and "Raccoon Overlord." The most common complaint is the lack of automation options, with one user writing, "I’m tired of manually dragging 100 raccoons to the distillery every hour." Despite frustrations, 74% of players say it’s "worth the time sink" if you like hyper-specific simulators.
This game is a niche hit for simulator junkies who enjoy spreadsheet-like optimization with a side of dark humor. At $29.99 (if following 2025 pricing trends), it’s a mid-tier investment for 20, 30 hours of play. The 37 achievements add replay value, but be prepared for a steep learning curve and repetitive late-game phases. If you find joy in micromanaging raccoon labor and ignoring the ethical implications of your business, give it a shot. Otherwise, stick to more polished tycoon titles. The charm here is in the absurdity, not the polish.
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