Alpaca Ball: Allstars

About

Alpaca Ball: Allstars is a goofy sports sim where wooly llamas play a headbutt-based version of soccer. You control a fuzzy alpaca using its neck and skull to hack the ball toward goals while dodging tackles and environmental hazards. The game mixes local multiplayer up to eight players with solo or co-op career mode. A simple story has you and three alpaca buddies traveling South American fields to earn fame, motivated by stopping a top-hat villain planning to bulldoze your mountain home. The game’s charm comes from its silly aesthetic and accessible mechanics. Physics-driven mayhem keeps matches unpredictable, and the lighthearted story adds character without overcomplicating things. Community ratings sit at 78/100 on Metacritic and 76% on Steam, with many praising its family-friendly vibe and creative concept. While not a deep sports sim, it’s a fun party game with colorful visuals and a low-stakes alpaca-centric mission.

Storyline

You start off as a newcomer Alpaca who gets taught how to play Alpaca Ball by your Coach Paco. Afterwards you travel South America playing on different pitches with your friends: Chill Leon, Fresh Ed and Sassy Camila, who are also alpacas. Suddenly, an alpaca with a top hat appears at your doorstep one day and tell you that he want’s to flatten the mountain you call your home to build one of his hotels in that space. Your mother tells you that the only way to gain enough awareness to save you home is to become a famous Alpaca Ball player and win the World Cup.