Bloody Bastards

About

Bloody Bastards is a medieval brawler that turns sword fights into slapstick chaos. Play as a ragtag warrior using motion-based controls to swing, kick, and hurl opponents across the screen. Each match is a test of timing and balance as physics-driven animations let you stomp, punch, or fling enemies in creative ways. Pick from a cast of knights, mercenaries, and other rowdy fighters with unique moves. Compete in quickfire one-on-one battles or tackle solo challenges, with online multiplayer adding a layer of unpredictable fun. The game’s goofy violence and responsive combat set it apart. With a 4.7/5 rating on iOS and 4.5/5 on Android, players highlight the addictive blend of strategy and absurdity. Regular updates have expanded the roster and added new modes since its 2020 launch. While the controls take practice, the payoff is satisfyingly messy, perfect for short sessions or deep dives into medieval mayhem.