Call of LDPR

About

Call of LDPR is a first-person shooter that mixes political satire with chaotic adventure. You play as a disaffected teen in Yegoryevsk navigating dead-end boredom until local politics upends your routine. The game follows your sudden pivot from apathy to party activism, blending shooting mechanics with absurd story beats. Dialogue and events lean into dark humor, capturing a slice of internet-driven aimlessness and sudden political awakening. The game features real-world Russian internet figures and politicians lending their voices, including Vladimir Zhirinovsky. Its irreverent take on small-town life and party politics stands out, though the tone is firmly niche comedy. Released in 2021, it carved a strange niche for players seeking unconventional narratives. The PC release keeps it accessible but the content is polarizing, equal parts cringe and surreal.

Storyline

I was an ordinary kid from Yegoryevsk and my business was shitty. After I graduated from the 9th grade of school and flew out of the sharaga, I sat on my mother's neck and lounged around. I watched Papich's streams in the evenings, played dotka and sucked beer in the yard. There was no money, no prospects. Even the local beauty Natasha did not want to give me, which led me to a disgusting addiction to masturbation on anime. But one wonderful moment changed everything, when my sidekick named Diarrhea and I sucked pivchansky on horizontal bars. He told me that a branch of the Liberal Democratic Party had opened in our courtyard and he had already entered it. I also decided that since I can't do anything except jerk off, it's time to go into politics.