Cats are Assholes

About

Cats are Assholes casts you as a shelter owner racing to keep a squad of demanding felines satisfied. Your job is to stock food bowls, clean litter boxes, and upgrade storage before their patience runs out. Neglect any task and they’ll turn hostile, triggering a chaotic sequence where they literally devour you. The twist comes from balancing repetitive chores with sudden bursts of panic as cats swarm the screen. A tiny grandson character pops in to help, but you’ll still need sharp reflexes to juggle everything without letting hunger or filth levels spike. The game’s charm lies in its deadpan absurdity and punishing difficulty. It’s a minimalist management simulator with zero hand-holding, relying on trial and error to master its tiny but unforgiving systems. Made in three days for a game jam, it’s impressively polished for its scope, blending dark humor with the stress of a never-ending to-do list. The cats’ relentless rage and the satisfying click of upgrades create a weirdly addictive loop, though you’ll probably die a lot.

Storyline

Praise the cats, hooman. Feed me, hooman!