Chairs

About

Chairs is an action platformer where you control a sentient chair racing through surreal worlds to collect glowing crystals. The game blends frantic movement with environmental puzzles as you leap between shifting geometries and dodge hazards. Your goal is to harvest prisms that fuel a mysterious entity’s insatiable hunger while figuring out the existential dread of furniture. Playable in short bursts, it leans into chaotic momentum and quirky physics-based challenges. The game’s standout is its absurd premise given surprising weight, your chair’s detached narration frames a darkly humorous story about cosmic consumption. Community members have flagged it as mind-bending, and while only one vote currently backs that tag, the warped logic and visual design feel distinct in the indie space. It’s a brief but bizarre ride that turns office supplies into protagonists and platforming into philosophy.

Storyline

An ancient presence hungers, and you shall serve its next cuisine! Welcome to CHAIRS, a fast-paced action platformer doubling as the most realistic chair simulator money can buy! Have you ever wondered what your chair thinks? What it believes? What it desires? Learn the answers to all these questions and more by joining the Fixture Friends. Become the next attendant and help gather Prisms of Perplexitude to bring forth The Great Feeding. You can trust the Fixture Friends. They are nice, and only have your best interests in their cold wooden hearts.