Chonkers

About

Chonkers is a laid-back idle simulator where you raise virtual kittens until they balloon into plump, sellable bundles. You collect stray cats, play with them to speed their growth, and eventually auction them off for gold. The loop is simple: care, watch them gain weight, then pass them on to new owners. A lo-fi soundtrack and minimal interaction make it easy to leave running in the background while you do other things. The game leans into absurdity with its premise of "chonkifying" cats but keeps things light and humorous. The standout features are the sheer variety of breeds and the occasional space-faring "galaxy wanderer" cats that drop by. With over 100 breeds and 400+ variants to collect, replayability hinges on completing your catalog. Launching December 11, 2024, it’s a PC and Linux-only title for players seeking low-effort, high-cuteness gaming. The rarest kittens draw extra attention, though their glittery manes won’t keep them from getting sold once they hit maximum fluff.

Storyline

Need more cats in your life, but you’re afraid the tons of litter sand won’t fit in your monthly budget? Fear not! Chonkers is a cozy idle game for cat lovers. Open the door and welcome the most adorable stray kittens into your rooms! Take a break. Relax and watch them sleep while listening to lo-fi music. Play with them and make them level up faster! Let them chonkify without worrying about health risks! (This is digital fun. Always seek professional help for your puffy little friends ) If you’re lucky, you might also adopt the rarest galaxy wanderers. Those stray kittens from space with a mesmerizing glittery mane are in need of a new home. Give them a proper welcome ♥ When you think they’re ready for a new family, give them away for their weight in gold! Complete your collection book with more than 100 breeds and 400+ variants. If relaxation and cats are your thing, this is a game for you~