Chop Goblins

About

Chop Goblins is a fast-paced first person shooter that tasks you with tracking down blade-wielding creatures across shifting time periods. Developed by David Szymanski the game blends frantic gunplay with quick level design as you battle through four distinct settings. Each area offers fresh visual styles and environmental challenges while your arsenal grows with weapons designed to counter the goblins’ relentless attacks. The campaign moves at a brisk pace focusing on straightforward action without overcomplicating the formula. The game’s charm lies in its concise yet varied world design. You’ll fight in a modern city 19th century vampire-infested villages ancient ruins and futuristic landscapes each with distinct aesthetics. Szymanski’s reputation for tight gameplay shines here with levels that emphasize pacing and weapon variety. Available on PC PS5 and Switch it’s a short but punchy experience that runs about four hours. The goblins themselves are a delightfully silly antagonist and the art direction ensures no two environments feel alike.

Storyline

You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil Chop Goblins. Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.