Colonial Combat

About

Colonial Combat is a 2D fighting game wrapped in a goofy, satirical college comedy. You play as Yuu, a software student battling personified obstacles like a Tuition Bill, a Final Exam, and a corrupt College President. The game uses exaggerated student archetypes as fighters, set in levels inspired by real campus locations. Combat feels fast with simple mechanics, blending retro visuals with Unity3D polish. Each match is a lighthearted slugfest where you punch your way through academic hurdles. The game leans into absurd humor with characters like Robot Morris and hobo zombies, all while mocking higher education’s costs and stress. Its story mode ties wins and losses to Yuu’s graduation fate, pass your classes or become a loan-owing failure. While the art and writing charm fans, the single-player focus and basic gameplay keep it niche. A cult favorite among those who appreciate its specific brand of edgy, non-violent fun.

Storyline

In the Story Mode, play as Yuu, a new Software Engineering student at the university, as he fights against all odds against evil villains that stand in his way on a quest to earn a Bachelor’s Degree and professional success! Yuu must fight against the financially corrupt American higher education system and earn his degree, or flunk outta college as a loan defaulting, deadbeat hobo. Battle against evil villains such as a Tuition Bill, a Final Exam; his Holiness, the College President; an army of undead college student hobo zombies, Robot Morris, and more! Yuu must go on an epic quest fighting against foes and adversity that gets in his way in order to travel and see the Head of Engineering, so that he could fix a mysterious class scheduling conflict, or be unable to succeed at the classes and end up flunking outta college as a hobo! Can Yuu survive college?