Crate Punks: Dada is Dead

About

You’re stuck in a city buried under endless boxes. Fight or cooperate to survive in this chaotic platform brawler. Control ragdoll-like punks who hurl, stack, and collide with crates in arena-based battles. Every surface is both a stepping stone and a weapon. Smash through levels solo or team up in co-op. Online and local multiplayer let you scramble over programmable physics in real time. The remake sharpens the 2016 original’s absurd physics engine with modern tools. Players praise its unpredictable combat and 15-minute match pacing. Steam reviews highlight the “laugh-out-loud moments” and 4.5/5 rating. The world’s overrun by automated shipping drones and crate towers, but the real story is the slapstick mayhem you create. Simple controls let anyone jump in, but mastering crate-based strategy takes practice.

Storyline

Cities across the world have gone dark from "The Cratening." After the death of the C.E.Overlord, the factories kept making crates, the drones kept delivering them, and no one could shut it down. The supply chain has uncoiled: now merchandise outpopulates the people. The city's piled with crates. And those few who live here, foraging on crate food, well... they don't get along too well.