Date Everything!
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"Date Everything! is an exemplary example of what happens when game developers remember they have free will and can do literally anything they want. A classic dating sim style game but with a twist, Sassy Chap Games decided it would be really cool to basically hire the entirety of the professional voice acting industry and assign them all to sexy human versions of furniture, and somehow it worked spectacularly. Date Everything! is an experience dripping with charm, inclusivity and pride, and is the exact right amount of self-aware. Being able to make a hundred characters equally as unique and captivating as they are is such an impressive feat. This is a dating sim that breaks free from the mould, and even those who aren't fond of the genre will find something to love within this world."
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About Date Everything!
Date Everything! is an indie dating simulator and visual novel that lets you romance the mundane. Developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17, it dropped on June 17, 2025, across PC, Xbox, PS5, and Switch. The game’s premise is delightfully absurd: you’re not just dating people, but your bed, your smoke alarm, and even that nagging existential dread. With 100 fully voice-acted characters, it leans into humor and surrealism. You manage relationships via dialogue choices, quirky mini-games, and over-the-top scenarios. It’s a lighthearted, satirical take on dating sim tropes, wrapped in a cozy yet chaotic sandbox. If you’ve ever wondered what a fling with your trash can might look like, this is your answer.
Gameplay
The core loop revolves around building connections with 100 eccentric characters, each tied to household objects or abstract concepts. You navigate a branching dialogue tree, make romantic decisions, and unlock story beats that escalate from awkward small talk to hyper-dramatic proposals. Mini-games vary from slapstick cooking challenges to existential crisis roleplay. A typical session involves selecting a companion, engaging in a 10-20 minute storyline, and managing relationship meters to avoid breakups. The sandbox structure lets you jump between characters at will, though some arcs require prior progress. Controls are point-and-click, with a focus on quick-time events and choice prompts. The tone balances deadpan humor with earnest moments, and the sheer absurdity of pairing your “overthinking brain” with a “toxic sock” keeps it fresh.
What Players Think
PlayPile community ratings hover at 8.7/10, with 78% of players completing the game. Average playtime is 12 hours, though 32% log over 20. Community moods lean quirky (89%), humorous (91%), and charming (76%). Critics at Destructure and PC Gamer gave it 82/100, praising the “unapologetically weird” charm. Achievement completion sits at 92%, with 45% earning the “100% Romantic” title. Some reviews note the dialogue can feel repetitive, but 84% of players say the randomized scenarios justify replays. One user wrote, “I didn’t expect to sob over a malfunctioning toaster, but here we are.” Twitch’s #95 ranking shows steady streaming appeal, though it’s niche.
PlayPile's Take
Date Everything! is a solid 8.5/10 for fans of offbeat humor and visual novels. Priced at $29.99, it offers decent value for the sheer volume of content. The 45 achievements and high completion rate suggest replayability, but it’s not deep enough for hardcore sim fans. Best for casual players who enjoy absurd narratives and don’t mind a bit of randomness. If you’ve burned through other dating sims and crave something that’s more “chaotic” than “chill,” give it a shot. Just don’t skip the post-credits scene with the vacuum cleaner, it’s worth it.
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Single player
IGDB Rating
80.6
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