Definitely Not Fried Chicken

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Definitely Not Fried Chicken is a business management sim that leans hard into its ironic title. You run a narcotics empire disguised as a chain of legitimate enterprises. Buy properties, build production facilities, and manage a full pipeline from drug development to distribution. Upgrade labs, tweak recipes for stronger substances, and balance cash flow between your front businesses and backdoor operations. The goal is simple: maximize profits while avoiding attention from aggressive buyers and law enforcement. The game stands out for its darkly comedic tone and methodical resource management. Set in a neon-drenched 80s city, it mixes absurdity with spreadsheet-like planning. Players enjoy creative freedom in designing facilities and routes, though the 1-star Metacritic score suggests mixed reception. With its satirical edge and strategy-focused gameplay, it’s a niche pick for fans of gritty business sims.