Diamond Hands: To the Moon

About

Diamond Hands To The Moon is a satirical platformer where you navigate absurdly volatile stock market mechanics to reach a literal moon. You play as an ape investor hopping between platforms that shift, collapse, or erupt based on fluctuating share prices. Each level mimics stages of trading frenzy from novice optimism to panic selling. Co-op modes let you team up to balance each other's wild bets while solo runs test your ability to ignore chaos. The controls blend platforming precision with random number generation, sometimes you leap, sometimes the market leaps for you. The game’s chaotic humor hits hardest in its direct jabs at retail trading culture. Players report equal parts frustration and addictive satisfaction as they battle algorithmic bosses and meme-driven power-ups. With over 100 user-generated levels inspired by real market events, the experience leans into its niche but sharp parody. It’s a surprisingly strategic mess that’ll make you question your life choices, just like that one Robinhood stock you doubled down on.

Storyline

This game is inspired by/a parody of the events that occurred in the war of Reddit vs Wall Street. The game's environment, and changing theme explores the stages of investment a newcomer might experience when first getting to grips with trading stocks.