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About Dinoblade
Dinoblade is a 2010 indie action RPG from Grasshopper Manufacture that casts you as a Spinosaurus wielding a massive blade in a world where dinosaurs battle with weapons. The story follows a post-apocalyptic twist where these creatures clash to prevent extinction. Set in a stylized, top-down environment, the game blends fast melee combat with RPG upgrades. You fight other dinosaurs armed with axes, hammers, and shields while uncovering a quirky narrative about survival. It’s a short, punchy experience with a retro aesthetic and over-the-top swordplay. Ideal for fans of chaotic action and niche dinosaur lore.
Gameplay
You slash enemies with a greatsword in real-time combat, using directional inputs to target limbs and trigger special moves. Each dinosaur has distinct weapons and attack patterns, Tyrannosaurus Rexes swing hammers, Triceratops use shields. Upgrades boost your sword and stats like speed and strength. Battles feel tactile with responsive controls and satisfying hit registration. The story pushes you through a linear campaign with branching dialogue and boss fights. Sessions last 2-4 hours, and the game ends in under 15. The camera zooms out during combat, prioritizing clarity over immersion. Difficulty spikes mid-game but rewards mastery of parrying and timing.
What Players Think
PlayPile users rate it 4.3/5, with 78% completing the game and an average playtime of 12.5 hours. 30% describe the mood as nostalgic, 25% entertained, and 15% confused by the plot. Critics average 76/100, praising combat but noting a disjointed narrative. One user wrote, “The combos and swordplay make it addictive.” Another said, “Confusing story but fun battles.” Achievements (45 total) take 21 hours to unlock. 82% of players earned at least 10 achievements, with “Great Sword Master” being the most common. Twitch trends rank #81, suggesting a dedicated but niche following.
PlayPile's Take
Dinoblade is $19.99 on PC and offers 100% completion in under 20 hours. It’s a love letter to retro action games with a wild premise. The combat is tight, but the story falters. Best for players who want quick, skill-based battles and don’t mind a quirky narrative. If you enjoy Grasshopper’s work (like No More Heroes) or want a bite-sized RPG with a sword-wielding dino, this is worth the price. Skip it if you prefer deep storytelling or lengthy worlds.
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