Diplomacy is Not an Option

About

You play as a medieval noble forced to manage a kingdom while secretly craving chaos. Build and maintain your estate through resource management and economic planning, but your real joy comes from ignoring peace offers and launching surprise attacks on rebels, monsters and rival factions. The game blends real time strategy with dark humor as you prioritize destruction over diplomacy. The game stands out by flipping traditional noble duties into a source of frustration, letting you break the "play nice" rules. With no multiplayer elements, it focuses on chaotic single player campaigns where negotiation is an afterthought. Early access forums show strong interest in its irreverent take on historical strategy, though October 2024 release means specifics remain under wraps.

Storyline

You were born a feudal lord. Sounds good, right? But you're bored of hunting, executions and tournaments. Even of feasts with beautiful maidens. The only dream left - your castle surrounded by hordes of enemies. You would waste no time on negotiation. This is your chance to show'em who is in charge.