Do Not Buy This Game

Are you really reading this to find out more? ...FINE! If you DO buy this game, expect me to narrate in your ear for around 2 hours about your poor life choices, all while I'll try to create something resembling a game for you to walk around in.

The game explores how deep a connection can you create between the player and the game’s creator, only using minimalist game mechanics, humor, and honesty.