Don't Rank Cuomo

About

Don't Rank Cuomo is a short, satirical arcade game that turns 2025 New York City politics into a chaotic clickfest. You navigate a stream of absurd political scenarios, making quick decisions that supposedly determine the fate of a candidate's ranking. The gameplay loops around simple mechanics, tapping, swiping, or dodging prompts, while a running commentary mocks election-season drama. It's not deep, but it's intentionally ridiculous, leaning into the absurdity of real-world campaign tactics. The game stands out for Robert Yang's signature irreverent humor. Known for experimental, bite-sized projects that skewer cultural moments, Yang packs this one with rapid-fire jokes and inside baseball about local elections. Despite its niche premise, the web-based format makes it instantly accessible, and the 10-minute runtime ensures it never outstays its welcome. Released just ahead of its fictional election year, it’s a timely (if fictional) jab at political theater.