Eat All the Things

About

Eat All the Things casts you as Bronut, a doughnut-shaped snack enthusiast on a mission to devour every edible in sight. This 3D platformer mixes stealth and puzzle-solving as you navigate colorful levels, dodging spotlights and evading the food-protecting "watcher" and "evil host." Each bite increases Bronut’s size and weight, slowing him down but unlocking new abilities like triggering pressure plates or braving high-speed gusts. Strategic munching lets you manipulate the environment while balancing the risk of getting spotted. The game shines with quirky food-based power-ups like brain freeze for walking on lava or sugar rushes that boost speed and jump height. Playing on PC, Switch, or mobile, you can tackle levels solo or team up in co-op for shared snacking chaos. While the simplicity of its mechanics might feel lightweight, the creative use of weight mechanics and playful art style keeps it engaging. A lighthearted romp best enjoyed with a side of virtual sprinkles.

Storyline

Eat All The Things You play as Bronut, a little guy who loves food so much he's dressed himself up as a donut. His love for food means he just can't help himself, whether the food belongs to him or not. Navigate many vibrant levels and help Bronut eat all the things! It's not all smooth eating though - beware of the watcher and the evil host! They're not really evil of course, after all it's their food... but anything that gets between Bronut and his treats is the enemy! The watcher keeps watch on the stage with a spotlight, avoid it at all costs! Otherwise, the evil host will be alerted of your location and you will have to run and hide! Don't get caught! Be sure to make use of terrain and objects to hide from the spotlight. As it goes, Bronut doesn't count his macros... he puts on weight with each snack, making him larger and slower. But putting on the weight can work out in your favour! You can weigh down big switches, reach higher places, resist high-speed winds, and much more! Be sure to visit your local TABLET station to "unload" when you need to! As you progress through the game you will encounter new and interesting foods, such as colder than cold ice creams and the sweetest of sweet doughnuts. These may give you side-effects such as brain freeze (enabling you to walk on lava), and a sugar rush (increased run speed and jump height).