Elves

Elves is the kind of RPG that makes me nostalgic for the good old days but still feels fresh enough to not make me want to hurl. The story’s got that classic fantasy vibe you find in Final Fantasy VI or Chrono Trigger, but with more elf-related drama. I mean, sure, the main plot ...

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT MY HARD-EARNED CASH ON THIS DISASTER. Elves is a JANKY, half-baked mess that looks like it was BUILT IN A BASEMENT WITH A BUDGET OF $20. The moment to moment gameplay is so boring I fell asleep twice, and the story unspools like a dog chasing its tail—REPE...