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Run a medieval hospital where the main challenge is keeping your staff from contracting giggles while treating patients. Assign workers to clean, cook, and administer questionable remedies as you expand wards and manage budgets. The twist comes from outlandish illnesses like "nobleman’s gout" and "dragon breath fever" that require absurd cures. Staff act autonomously, meaning a surgeon might accidentally set the bed on fire or try to diagnose a knight by juggling turnips. The game shines through its chaotic humor and niche focus on medieval-era logic. Player reviews from early access highlight the joy of watching a healer "treat" a patient by reading poetry while the room fills with smoke from an overzealous herb burner. With over 120 hours of reported playtime among beta testers, the mix of resource management and unpredictable staff antics keeps returns fresh. No two days are the same when your chief nurse insists leeches are only effective after a bard performs.
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