Fashion Police Squad

About

Fashion Police Squad casts you as a cop armed with sewing kits and shoulder pads instead of guns. This retro shooter tasks you with busting citizens who commit sartorial sins like mismatched patterns or improperly tucked shirts. Each weapon doubles as a fashion accessory, think dart guns that stitch holes in rips or hats that shield from incoming fabric-based projectiles. The gameplay loops around platforming between crime scenes while balancing ammo reserves with your character’s evolving style meter. The game’s absurd charm comes from its weaponized fashion metaphors and over-the-top villain designs. While critics split on its 7.5/10 Metacritic score, fans praise the creative level design where runway shows double as boss battles. Available on every major console since 2022, it appeals to players who enjoy lighthearted mechanics wrapped in niche humor. The single-player campaign clocks in at 8-10 hours with optional style challenges to revisit later.

Storyline

Calling all officers! I've got a Fashion Crime in Progress and I'm mobilizing all Fashion Police Squad members. Grab your Belt of Justice and your Tailormade Sewing Machine, we've got some Fashion Justice to dispense!