Fat Goblins

Fat Goblins

December 31, 2026
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About Fat Goblins

Fat Goblins is a chaotic 16v16 co-op multiplayer game where teams clash over objectives like rescuing a pudgy princess, fattening the enemy’s, and stealing hats. Released in 2026, it blends slapstick combat with strategy, letting you siege castles, deploy meaty projectiles, and unlock quirky gear. Developed by an indie studio, it’s all about absurd fun, think of it as Team Fortress with goblins, meatballs, and zero subtlety. The game thrives on mayhem, with every match a whirlwind of collisions, hijinks, and occasional princess-related missions. Perfect if you’ve ever dreamed of flinging pies while dodging explosive sausages.

Gameplay

You’ll spend each 15-30 minute session scrambling to complete objectives while battling enemies. The core loop mixes fast-paced movement, weapon spam (think meat cleavers and cannon-like meat launchers), and hijinks like stealing hats to slow foes. Matches revolve around three modes: rescuing a fat princess, fattening the enemy’s, or capturing a flag. Controls are responsive but demand precision; dodging while lobbing a meatball at a sprinting goblin is half the challenge. The chaos ramps up with unlockables, hats that blind enemies, weapons that slow movement, and team coordination is key. Expect to respawn often, but the silliness keeps it light.

What Players Think

PlayPile users rate it 88%, with 4.2/5 stars and 68% completing all objectives. Average playtime is 28 hours, with 75% calling it “fun” and 63% “chaotic.” The mood leans addictive (54%) but some find it “over the top.” One review: “Fun but punishing, my team spent 20 minutes trying to fatten the princess while 15 meatballs exploded in our faces.” Achievements are plentiful (38 total) and tie to unlockables. Critics praise the originality but note a steep learning curve.

PlayPile's Take

Fat Goblins is $29.99, with achievements boosting replayability. It’s a must for fans of chaotic co-op who don’t mind respawns and absurdity. If you’ve ever wanted to fling pies in a 16-player free-for-all while dodging meaty projectiles, this is your jam. The learning curve is steep, but the community’s addictive energy and unlockables justify the price. Not for casual gamers, but if you thrive in madness, this will keep you coming back for hat theft and princess fattening.

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Multiplayer, Co-operative

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