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You’re stuck at a bizarre academy that trains future royalty or "royalty-adjacent" types. The catch? Survival is optional, and the curriculum includes awkward social experiments involving cat girls and boys. Navigate class schedules, dodge suspiciously large libraries, and make choices that might land you in a lab coat or a love triangle. The tone leans absurd, with dialogue that feels like it was written during a late-night caffeine-induced rant. This game thrives on niche humor and low-stakes chaos. The dating mechanics are more about surviving awkward conversations than romance, think "Why did I agree to feed this person a snack?" instead of grand gestures. The art style is intentionally clunky, with pixel art that feels like it was created during a caffeine crash. While the community data is sparse, fans of weird, text-heavy adventures have been circling since the release date. It’s not deep, but it’s delightfully chaotic in a way that feels earned.
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