Goblin Squad - Total Division

About

Goblin Squad - Total Division is a turn-based strategy game where you lead a band of unruly goblins on a chaotic quest to conquer human territories. Manage a squad that’s more hindrance than help as you scavenge resources, raid settlements, and expand your influence. Each decision balances survival and dominance, scrounge for supplies, assign tasks to squabbling minions, and prepare for skirmishes against better-equipped enemies. The mechanics lean into the absurdity of commanding creatures that’d rather argue than fight, forcing you to adapt tactics around their incompetence. The game thrives on dark humor and escalating tension as your goblins betray, murder, and devour one another to climb the hierarchy. While the single-player campaign lacks depth, the sheer unpredictability of your tribe’s antics keeps the experience fresh. With minimal polish but a bold vision, it appeals to strategy fans who enjoy wrangling chaos over refined systems. Its 2019 release drew mixed reviews, some praised the irreverent tone, others found the execution rough, but the goblin-centric antics remain a standout.

Storyline

Take command of your bickering tribe of useless goblins in this adventure-driven strategy game. Travel through the human lands, pillaging villages, recruiting and subduing other tribes to pit against the organized, efficient human armies. Build a lasting legacy on the surface for your little goblins as the ungrateful assholes attempt to overthrow you and ruin everything. Set examples and chop the weakest, feed their remains to the most powerful ones and gain their loyalty.