Half Past Disaster

About

You play as Greg or Meg in a wacky platformer where time itself is the prize. Navigate colorful levels by jumping, dodging enemies, and battling bosses while the catchphrase "time only moves when you do" adds a clever twist to the action. The cartoonish visuals and quirky writing blend humor with retro-style challenges. Each level feels like a puzzle where timing and reflexes matter. The game’s charm comes from its offbeat humor and inventive level design. Community feedback highlights the satisfying difficulty curve and the creative use of time-based mechanics. Available on PC and Mac since 2017, it’s a brisk 15-20 hour adventure with a cult following. The legal department boss level remains a fan favorite for its absurdity and challenge.