Harakiri! Geisha Girls

About

Harakiri! Geisha Girls drops you into Fujiyama High, a school where samurai training shares a roof with geisha hopefuls and kamikaze enthusiasts. You play an American transplant fixated on mastering swordsmanship, juggling classes, cultural confusion, and romantic entanglements with four girls whose goals range from traditional to bizarre. Gameplay leans on visual novel dialogue trees, letting you steer between slapstick mishaps, schoolyard chaos, and awkward flirtations. The tone swings between sword drills and dating sim fluff, all filtered through a lens of rubbery Japanese humor. The game’s hook is its gleeful absurdity. Every scene leans into over-the-top antics, think mistaken identities, exaggerated personalities, and love triangles that take "improbable" to another level. Community feedback highlights the cartoonish charm but notes the shallow character depth and recycled visual novel mechanics. With a 7.2 average on aggregator sites and a cult following for its unfiltered comedy, it’s a pick for players who enjoy lighthearted, chaotic stories without pretense.

Storyline

The main character, who grew up in America, is determined to become the best "samurai" in the world. He enrolls in Fujiyama High School, a prestigious school for training samurai. And with other unique girls who aspire to become "geisha" or "kamikaze". They will face various ordeals!