How to Be a Complete Bastard

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How to Be a Complete Bastard throws you into a party where the goal is to act as repulsive as possible. You crash a gathering of uptight guests and spam the room with obnoxious behavior. Drunkenness levels dictate your options, some gross moves require sobriety while others demand you're wasted. Track your need for bathroom breaks, gas release, and how noxious you become. Explore interconnected rooms from multiple angles using a split-screen view. Every object serves a purpose in your quest to offend. Win by convincing all 16 attendees you're the worst human being there. The game stands out for its absurd humor and irreverent mechanics. Managing your state of intoxication and bodily needs creates a chaotic loop of escalating offenses. Split-screen rooms let you monitor multiple spaces at once while chasing maximum disruption. Released in 1987 for retro platforms like C64 and Spectrum, it turned party-crashing into a strategic mini-game. Its blend of slapstick gameplay and social rebellion made it a cult hit among 80s computer gamers.