How to Meat People

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How to Meat People turns awkward social interactions into a chaotic action game. You play a socially anxious meatball navigating conversations as a top-down shooter. Use increasingly absurd weapons to escape dialogue options while upgrading your character's defensive and offensive introversion. The longer you survive, the more creative the encounters become balancing combat with character progression. This 2017 indie title leans into its deadpan humor with a minimalist art style that lets the weirdness shine. While not a critical darling, it carved a niche with its 78% Metacritic score from 40+ reviews. Players appreciate the clever premise execution and escalating absurdity of meat-based power-ups like "Sausage Armor" and "Whisker Whip". Short play sessions make it a quirky pick for stress relief over deep investment.