La Guerra de las Vajillas

About

This adventure game swaps starships for dishware in a laugh-out-loud parody of classic space operas. As Martin Luke Skywalker, you battle the tyrannical Emperor Karapalo and his henchman Darth Water to stop their planet-destroying Pringosa Star. The story unfolds through text-based choices, mixing slapstick humor with nods to well-known sci-fi tropes. Players navigate a galaxy of absurdity, teaming up with rebels and quirky droids to thwart imperialist schemes. The game leans hard into its comedic premise, blending sharp satire with retro charm. Over-the-top character names and situations keep the tone light, while the conversational format invites repeat plays to catch every joke. Though born on 1980s hardware, its silliness feels timeless. A cult favorite among fans of cheeky adventure games, it turns kitchen-table humor into a cosmic battle.

Storyline

Crockery Wars Some time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... The galaxy is ruled by a dark imperialist power, led by Emperor Karapalo and his lieutenant Knight Heavy Darth Water. Having the Jonson Force, in its dirty side, as their ally, they intend to subjugate all the free worlds under their oppressive tyranny. To fight them a group of brave warriors known as the Rebels Without a Cause, led by the beautiful Princess Paca Holgazana, has been formed. Now the imperialist forces are about to finalize their ultimate weapon, the Pringosa Star, a gigantic space base equipped with a terrifying planet-smashing beam. But an android and a robot, C-2P2 and R-3D2, have stolen its plans and fled, pursued by the Imperialist hordes, to the desert planet Tutuflex. Only you, Martin Luke Skywalker, can save the galaxy from imperialist oppression. Rely on the good advice of the elderly Heavy Knight Obi John Que-no-ve and may the force be with you!