Life Lessons

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You play as a fetus in a simulation that’s more nightmare than nursery. A blunt, literal AI forces you through 30 increasingly absurd "life lessons" like avoiding fire or understanding death. Each scenario is a gauntlet of bizarre challenges and instant deaths. Your choices matter little, the AI’s rigid logic leaves little room for interpretation. Progressing means adapting to its warped priorities while dodging hazards that make pregnancy risks look mild. The game’s dark humor and nihilist charm come from the AI’s comically tone-deaf guidance. It treats topics like relationships and mortality with robotic simplicity, turning profound ideas into slapstick failures. With a 17% completion rate on Steam, most players join the "unborn" pile of tryhards. Launched in 2018, it remains a cult favorite for its audacious tone and punishing difficulty. Expect to die a lot.