Lisa: The Timeless

About

Lisa: The Timeless follows Elton Broll a meek man in a desolate world where women vanished long ago. After a botched mugging goes sideways he finds himself hunted by a syndicate of oddball antagonists. Playing as Elton you navigate crumbling ruins and bizarre encounters with help from a gruff companion named Berny. The game blends dark humor with survival elements as you scavenge avoid threats and piece together a fragile path forward through a fractured society. The game leans into its absurd premise with sharp dialogue and offbeat character designs. While community reviews are sparse it’s praised for its quirky charm and faithful yet self-contained expansion of the original Lisa universe. Released as a free title it offers a compact but memorable take on post-apocalyptic storytelling with a focus on eccentricity over action.

Storyline

Step into the shoes of Elton Broll, an elderly, floral shirted man living in the womanless post-apocalyptic wasteland of Olathe. In a stroke of bad luck, Elton is mugged, and made the enemy of the local Syndicate. Accompanied by a new friend, Berny Connorfold, Elton must elude the mutants, monsters, mercenaries, magicians, and murderers all coming after him, in a bid to return some sense of normalcy to his once otherwise boring life.