Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade

About

This turn-based strategy RPG layers match-3 puzzle mechanics over a roguelite framework, tasking you with commanding a squad of spacefaring warriors. Each mission unfolds as a grid-based battle where swapping units and chaining attacks requires careful planning. The sci-fi narrative follows a galaxy torn apart by a bizarre cult obsession, delivered with relentless cheekiness. Gameplay blends tactical positioning with resource management, as you upgrade weapons and unlock new commandos between runs. The game leans into its over-the-top satire with glee, balancing strategic depth and silly charm. Its mix of planning and luck keeps runs feeling fresh, though some players find the difficulty curve uneven. With 20+ unique characters and randomized maps, there’s room for multiple playthroughs. A niche crowd praises its boldness, but expect a quirky take on genre staples over polished production values.

Storyline

The blasphemous tit cult has overtaken half of the galaxy. Are you man enough to stop them? Do you love female ass enough to stop them? Of course you do! Assent to The King's noble assignment! Assay your courage! Assemble a glorious squad of Lovehammer 400 000® Cosmo Commandos®, equip them with the mighty assortment of holy armaments, assess the dangers of the mission and assail the nefarious enemy! Strike them where it hurts! I.e., in the tit. Assault! Assault! Assault!