Meat Beating: The Second Coming

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Meat Beating The Second Coming is a PC simulator that leans into its absurd premise with minimal fanfare. You spend most of your time performing repetitive tasks centered around processing raw meat, using basic tools to break down and prepare cuts. The gameplay loops around timing and efficiency mechanics, with occasional upgrades unlocking new methods or ingredients. Progression feels incremental, focusing on refining techniques rather than complex narratives or world-building. The game’s stark simplicity has divided players, with some appreciating its deadpan humor and others questioning its purpose. Community feedback is mixed but curious, averaging 68% on Steam with 72% of 12,000 reviews calling it “funny” or “weirdly relaxing.” What starts as a novelty gains traction for its oddly soothing rhythm, though it rarely feels essential. Best approached as a micro-experiment in niche gameplay, it’s a brief diversion for those into ultraminimalist simulations.