New Super Chick Sisters

About

New Super Chick Sisters is a browser-based platformer that picks up where its 2008 predecessor left off. You control Nugget and Chickette, two anthropomorphic chickens armed with comically oversized frying pans, as they jump, swing, and cluck their way through fast-food-themed levels. The goal is to rescue Pamela Anderson from Ronald McDonald, who’s turned a burger joint into a cage-filled nightmare. Gameplay mixes basic platforming with light puzzle elements, all delivered through bright, intentionally garish visuals and a soundtrack of sizzling grease. The game leans hard into its satirical roots, with every level packed with PETA-branded critiques of the food industry. Memorable set pieces include dodging grills that flip real chickens and battling a sentient French fry boss. While the humor is unsubtle and the controls feel a bit floaty, its over-the-top antics and meme-worthy moments keep it engaging. Players still rack up community high scores nearly a decade later, proving its unexpected staying power.

Storyline

Chick sisters Nugget and Chickette have to save Pamela Anderson again. This time Pam has been kidnapped by the evil mascot of McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, who plans to turn her into an unhappy meal along with tortured chickens. On the other side, Mario and Luigi are simply too busy creating video games to rescue Pamela.