No Blood, No Fowl

About

No Blood, No Fowl is a chaotic visual novel where you and your friend Aristotle try to dispose of a body after a rubber duck accidentally kills your neighbor. The game follows a series of dialogue-driven decisions as you balance absurd solutions, moral compromises, and escalating complications. You juggle chores like moving a corpse while managing your table tennis scholarship, which hinges on keeping the crime secret. The tone leans into slapstick horror, with choices that impact how far you go to avoid jail time. The game’s strength lies in its gleefully ridiculous premise and the way it turns mundane tasks into darkly funny dilemmas. Community feedback highlights the escalating absurdity of solutions, think duct tape, septic tanks, and questionable alibis, as well as the contrast between the protagonist’s panic and Aristotle’s deadpan pragmatism. With a runtime of around four hours, it’s a brisk, dialogue-heavy experience that leans into its absurdity without overcomplicating itself. The rubber duck stays central to the chaos, a recurring symbol of your doomed attempt to keep things "harmless."

Storyline

It all started rather innocently. You and your best friend got wasted drunk, and, naturally, decided to take rubber ducks and remote control cars to the roof of your house to drag race with them. As college students do. However, things go awry when an argument with your neighbor turns into an accidental murder as one of said rubber ducks falls off the roof, right into his mouth, choking him to death. Now, you and Aristotle have to get rid of the body and cover up the crime, your table tennis scholarship depends on it!