Poostall Royale

About

Poostall Royale is a chaotic first-person shooter where you blast through waves of AI that seems to have been coded during a late-night coffee crash. The gameplay loops on simple mechanics, duck, shoot, repeat, as faceless targets sprint at you while spewing garbled audio snippets. Split-screen mode lets you team up or duel friends, though the real fun comes from the game’s gleeful lack of polish. Textures look like they were pulled from a stock asset store, and the developers proudly admit they didn’t bother fixing the wonkier animations or collision bugs. What sets this apart is its commitment to absurdity. The NPCs yell things like “I FORGOT MY PEPSI” or “MY THERAPIST HATES THIS” as they charge, their voices crackling with budget microphone hiss. Launched on April 1 2023, it’s become a cult favorite for its deadpan self-awareness and the sheer audacity of its low-effort design. Players trade high scores like they’re trading embarrassing stories, and the split-screen chaos only amplifies the mess. Running With Scissors didn’t make a game they could take seriously, and that’s exactly why people love it.

Storyline

So you got to this page and you're wondering what in the blue hell you're seeing right in front of you. It's hard to explain really, one month in the making and the C team of RWS crapped out this absolute masterpiece that is available for you to download right now! Shoot your way through multiple waves of braindead NPCs who are literally only programmed to run towards you while yelling random things recorded from a bathroom stall with a cheap USB microphone. Compare your highscore with your friends, if you have any. Enjoy the beautiful assets that we've bought and didn't even bother to make ourselves!