Pre Post-Modernistic Post-Ironic Dadaism: Dating Simulator

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This dating simulator isn't your average romance quest. You play as a singleton tasked with finding love while somehow also addressing existential crises and interplanetary genetics. Choices revolve around absurd scenarios like debating art theory with a sentient robot or calculating compatibility based on nebula alignments. The multiple-choice dialogue system leads to wildly unpredictable outcomes ranging from heartfelt to ridiculous. Each interaction mixes dry humor with pseudo-intellectual musings on modernity and existential dread. The game's full title might be its best joke but the execution holds up. Community reviews on Metacritic average 78% praising its self-aware satire and quirky character designs. Developer BenBot has a reputation for experimental indie games and this one leans into chaotic storytelling with a distinct visual style. The lack of traditional win conditions means players often end up in bizarre yet oddly satisfying relationships no matter how seriously they take the pseudo-scientific matchmaking.