River City Saga: Three Kingdoms

About

River City Saga: Three Kingdoms mashes up the chaotic energy of the Kunio-kun series with the historical drama of the Three Kingdoms. Players take control of a roster of rowdy, musclebound characters reimagined as Chinese warlords, scholars, and rebels. Combat blends fast-paced brawling with light RPG elements, letting you mix melee strikes, special moves, and strategy in both single-player and co-op modes. The story follows a goofy, anachronistic retelling of key events like the Yellow Turban Rebellion and the Battle of Red Cliffs, filtered through the lens of over-the-top sports and street brawls. The game stands out for its relentless absurdity and accessibility. While the narrative is pure comedy, the action stays tight and responsive, with local split-screen support making it a solid pick for couch co-op. Reviews on Metacritic hover around 70, with praise for its nostalgic charm and smooth controls balancing mixed reactions to the thin story. Fans of beat ‘em ups and those familiar with the Kunio-kun legacy will find the most value here, though the historical setting might confuse newcomers. It’s a niche blend but holds up for its intended audience.

Storyline

Set in the late Han Dynasty during the Warring States period where local warlords rivaled against each other, a nonsensical and exhilarating comedy adventure will unfold with Guan Yu (Kunio) as the protagonist living in the turbulent age. Additionally, familiar characters will also appear as warlords and tacticians, dyeing the world of Sangokushi in Kunio-kun. Experience the start of the turbulent age that is the “Yellow Turban Rebellion,” the famous “Battle of Red Cliffs,” and more in the style of comical action.