Scaling the Scale

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In this absurd platformer you swing an axe forged from contest-won timber and a fish scale to climb a massive alcohol container. Each level forces you to navigate sticky physics and slippery surfaces while managing your grip before the drink empties. Simple controls mask tricky timing as you bounce between walls and leap over obstacles in a world where logic takes a backseat to wordplay. The game leans hard into its ridiculous premise with gleeful abandon. Clever level design turns the scaling mechanic into a surprisingly deep challenge while hidden jokes about measurements and units pop up everywhere. With 30 levels clocking in at under 90 seconds each it offers a punchy yet satisfying run through a universe where math and sobriety go hand in hand.