Sock It

About

You play as Alpha Piston, a boxer with no memory and robotic arms. Fight 12 nutty bosses in platforming stages filled with dodges, jumps, and wild punches. The story follows his quest to uncover his past while dealing with a killer in a morph suit and a squatter disputing his apartment. Each level mixes action with absurdity, like figuring out why a duck hat keeps appearing. The game’s charm lies in its relentless silliness. Cutscenes cram in jokes about betrayal, questionable fashion choices, and one very confused squatter. Community playtests note at least five hearty laughs per session, thanks to bosses that range from sentient office supplies to disco-dancing mannequins. Simple controls let you focus on the chaos, making it easy to jump in and punch your way through the weird.

Storyline

Alpha Piston, the greatest boxer of all time, has no memory, and lost his arms. Awakened hundreds of years into the future, and sporting some new robotic prosthetics, he must figure out what happened that fateful night while also fending off a morph suit murderer and dealing with a strange squatter, trying to rip him off of an apartment he thought he owned! Why is Clance trying to kill him? Is Ashley really that bad? What is the DEAL with that duck hat!!!???